What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.