How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...