How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone