What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Santa stops after three ho's.

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A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go