What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!