What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.