What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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