Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Why was the crocodile taking viagra?

He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.

This joke may have profanity.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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