Why was the crocodile taking viagra?

He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.

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You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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You will see one later and one in a while.