Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.