Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset