Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

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You use a spirit level.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What u doing later?

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Tibet

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Because they're cantaloupes.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.