Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.