Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."