Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Where was I conceived, dad?

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Because it happened in the *past*a.