Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.