Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?