Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!