Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?