What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!