What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !