What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.