How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!