How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.