How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!