How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.