How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.