Rhino Jokes

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I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How would Rhino?

You unplug it!

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Well hell-if-i-know!

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

ell if I know.

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell if I know

Rhino horn "

Ell if I know

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hell if I know.

So he could bring his 'sub' on

A religious movement.

Tequila Mockingbird!

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

An ATM machine

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

They both moust go down in emergency.

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

His friends egged him on

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Ell if I know

Rhino Jokes

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