Rhino Jokes

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I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How would Rhino?

You unplug it!

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Well hell-if-i-know!

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

ell if I know.

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell if I know

Rhino horn "

Ell if I know

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hell if I know.

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Ballroom blitz

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Let us prey.

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Austronomers

The pan... duh

Because izquierda going right.

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

To get a filling!

Rhino Jokes

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

What are the keys made of?

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

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