Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.