Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.