What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.