What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!