What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

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Helephino.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Because he was out standing in his field.

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Because he was outstanding in his field!!