What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.