What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field