What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field