What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.