What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.