What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.