How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling