How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.