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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

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