What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis