What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!