What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis