What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.