How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.