What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.