What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive