What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders