What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent