What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.