What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow