What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow