What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow