What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.