What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.