What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow