What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.