What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.