What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.