What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)