What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Drifter Jokes More Drifter Jokes

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake