What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.