What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.