How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )