How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan