How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(