What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans