What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.