What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise