What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"