What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo