What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!