What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!