What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"