Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

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Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic?

He had trouble unscrewing it.

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.