What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

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The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.