Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.