Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!