Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!