Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.