What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.