Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.