Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.