Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C