Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)