Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years