What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!