Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.