What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)