How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.