How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!