How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!