How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!