How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?