A buck an ear!
Are you seeding?
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
A: They pull corn by the ears.
