Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What do vegetables watch when they're horny?

Corn

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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