What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.