What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.