What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.