What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.