What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.