How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*