How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.