How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha