How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!