How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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2016

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.