Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears