Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.