Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)