Because he picks his ears!
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Because God hates fags.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Life is a maze.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A buck an ear
The cue tip.