How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How do introverts feel within society?

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Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.