How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn