What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.