What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system