What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.