What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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The wheelchair

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.