What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor