How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !