How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.