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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.