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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !