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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.