What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.