What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !