What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.