What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.