Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.