Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.